Test drive: 2005 Mercury Montego

So Aaron pops up on instant message and says, "Bob, can you post Jason's review of the Montego?" "Jason reviewed a truck, eh?" I asked. "No, the Mercury," Aaron said. "Mercury is making a truck?" I said. "No, the Mercury Montego," Aaron told me. "Oh, oh, sorry," I said, "I was thinking of the Mitsubishi Montero... with an r." "Uh, yeah, Bob... want me to do it?" Aaron asked. So here I am. Man! After reading Jason's review -- "But clear-eyed evaluation of the [Mercury Montego] tells me to admire the name, and avoid the car" -- I wish he had reviewed the Montero. -- Bob Schulties